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Post by Mrspresh on Apr 1, 2015 21:02:05 GMT
With Red Dwarf being an iconic comedy from the 80's until the early 2010's and having a rather large fanbase even across the pond, it's too easy to think up remember quotes from the show. Just post your favourite quotes here  Rimmer: "And don't call me Rimmer. You make it sound like a lavatory disinfectant." Lister: "What should I call you? Rimmire?" |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2015 21:44:26 GMT
"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast" - Ace Rimmer |
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Post by Mrspresh on Apr 1, 2015 21:50:34 GMT
Holly: "Everybody's dead Dave."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2015 22:12:44 GMT
"FISH!!!" - The Cat |
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Post by Mrspresh on Apr 1, 2015 22:21:35 GMT
Kryten: Would you describe the accused as a friend?
Lister: No, I'd describe the accused as a git.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2015 23:09:03 GMT
Toaster: "Would you like some toast?"
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Post by Mrspresh on Apr 2, 2015 13:38:49 GMT
The Cat: What a dilemma. Inside this pod is either death or a date. And personally, I'm prepared to take the risk.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2015 13:52:50 GMT
My fiancé Stephen who's the same age as me as we were both born in the same year (1983) is one of the biggest and most hardcore Red Dwarf fans I have ever known! He's been heavily into the show ever since he was 9 years old He'a been to all but one of the RD Dimension Jump conventions held every other year or so in various cities ever since the one held in Bedford way back in 2004 |
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Post by Mrspresh on Apr 2, 2015 18:35:56 GMT
Blimey, I've never even been to any conventions.
Lister: Hang on, hang on, something's happening. Some kind of parade, or drill, but...
The Cat: But what?
Lister: Hang on. These guys aren't Nazis. They're all wearing different period costumes. There's one looking like Al Capone, there's another like Mussolini, Richard III, Napoleon... Smeg, it's like all the worst people in history have been brought together in one place. My God, there's James Last. I recognize him from Rimmer's record collection.
The Cat: What are they doing?
Lister: They're all just lining up in some kind of firing squad. Whoah, whoah, hang on, someone's being brought out. They're tying him to a stake. It's Winnie the Pooh.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2015 20:20:16 GMT
Rimmer: "Step up to red alert"
Kryton: "Sir are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb"
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Post by Mrspresh on Apr 2, 2015 22:15:42 GMT
Lister: This is crazy. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?
The Cat: You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation.
Lister: She'll never leave Fred and we know it.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2015 22:57:22 GMT
Lister: "I say let's get out there and twat it!"
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Post by Mrspresh on Apr 3, 2015 18:27:56 GMT
Lister: Why is it we never meet anyone nice?
The Cat: Why is it we never meet anyone who can shoot straight?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2015 21:17:35 GMT
Cat: "I have given pleasure to the world because I have such a beautiful ass!"
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Post by Mrspresh on Apr 4, 2015 21:33:06 GMT
Lister: We're on a mining ship, three million years into deep space... can someone explain to me where the smeg I got this traffic cone?
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