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Post by Mrspresh on Apr 9, 2015 10:24:21 GMT
(Today's fish is Trout a la Creme)
Rimmer: Lister is that a cigarette your smoking?
Lister: No, it's a chicken.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2015 11:23:34 GMT
Rimmer: "You can't scare me! I'm a coward! I'm always scared!"
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Post by Mrspresh on Apr 9, 2015 15:38:43 GMT
Rimmer: Look, I've got my engineering re-sit on Monday; I don't know anything. Where's my revision timetable?
Lister: Wait, is this the thing in a- in all different colours, with all the subjects divided into study periods and rest periods and self-testing times?
Rimmer: It took me seven weeks to make it. I've got to cram my whole revision into one night.
Lister: Hang on, this the thing with a note on it, in red, said, "Vital, valuable, urgent! Do not touch on pain of death!"?
Rimmer: Yes!
Lister: I threw it away.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2015 17:00:07 GMT
Rimmer: "They've been naughty boys haven't they Mr Flibble?"
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Post by Mrspresh on Apr 9, 2015 19:33:11 GMT
Lister: Get outta town! Your nickname was never "Ace". Maybe "Ace-hole".
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2015 20:08:26 GMT
Kryton: "Oh sir, how many times can I apologise? I have offered to mince myself...What more can I do?"
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Post by Mrspresh on Apr 10, 2015 19:42:36 GMT
Lister: Drop dead.
Rimmer: Already have.
Lister: Encore!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2015 21:17:20 GMT
Rimmer: "This is science laddie!"
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Post by Mrspresh on Apr 10, 2015 21:33:21 GMT
Kryten: Is this the human quality you call friendship?
Lister: Don't give me any of that Star Trek crap. It's too early in the morning.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2015 22:15:16 GMT
Rimmer: "Alphabetti Spaghetti!"
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Post by Mrspresh on Apr 11, 2015 14:26:29 GMT
Lister: "Rear Admiral Lieutenant General Rimmer"
Rimmer: That's from my mother.
Lister: Rear Admiral.
Rimmer: Every time I take an exam I tell her I've passed, it's getting embarrassing now. I should be Commander in Chief of the whole universe.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2015 15:31:12 GMT
Katerina: "Something is not right! It's saying we don't exist! How can this be possible? "Taking to nearest valid reality". Makes no sense at all."
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Post by Mrspresh on Apr 11, 2015 21:32:17 GMT
(Don't recognise that quote? That from the evil to be forgotten about special?)
Lister: I remember when my dad died. I was only six. Got loads of presents from everyone like it was Christmas. I remember wishing a couple of more people would die so I could complete my Lego set. Grandma tried to explain, you know? She said he'd gone away and he wasn't coming back. So I wanted to know where, like, you know? She said he was very happy and went to the same place as my goldfish. So I thought they'd flushed him down the bog. I thought he was just round the U-bend, you know? I used to stuff food down and magazines and that, for him to read. They took me to a child psychologist in the end... because they found me with my head down the bowl reading him the football results.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2015 22:21:23 GMT
It's from Back To Earth, the 3 part special, technically Series 9 before Series 10 came out  Katarina is the female hologram character, Rimmer's "rival" Kryton: "No silicon heaven? That's preposterous! Where would all the calculators go?" |
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Post by Mrspresh on Apr 12, 2015 18:52:37 GMT
(That's why I don't recognise it. Was the only episodes that I hated, same with a lot of fans.)
Rimmer: It's a garbage pod! IT'S A SMEGGING GARBAGE POD!
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Katarina is the female hologram character, Rimmer's "rival"