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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2015 21:49:23 GMT
Kryton: "My god...I was only away two minutes!"
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Post by Mrspresh on Apr 5, 2015 18:29:28 GMT
Holly: We are talking jape of the decade. We are talking April, May, June, July and August fool.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2015 20:16:58 GMT
Rimmer: "Gazpacho soup!"
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Post by Mrspresh on Apr 5, 2015 20:24:15 GMT
The Cat: What happened to my butt? Buddy, you can park a plane in that crease.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2015 20:57:20 GMT
Kryton: "He hath risen!"
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Post by Mrspresh on Apr 5, 2015 21:03:42 GMT
Holly: I was in love once. A Sinclair ZX81. People said, no, Holly, she's not for you. She's cheap, she's stupid and she wouldn't load, well, not for me anyway.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2015 21:16:47 GMT
Holly: "Physically he's fine. He's got the body of a perfectly normal 30 year old human male...Apparantly." *Raises eyebrows*
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Post by Mrspresh on Apr 5, 2015 21:56:47 GMT
(Can recall every episode that you've quoted way too easily lol)
The Cat: What was it like, being a hamster?
Lister: Well, it was better than being a chicken. I mean, you've seen the size of an egg. You've seen the size of a chicken's bum. I was trying to say, in chicken-talk, "For God's sake, give me an epidural."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2015 22:31:50 GMT
Rimmer: "It's my duty. It's a duty as a complete and utter bastard."
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Post by Mrspresh on Apr 6, 2015 18:26:39 GMT
Rimmer: What colour is it supposed to turn?
Lister: Blue for not pregnant, which is the colour it's gonna turn.
Rimmer: And red for pregnant?
Lister: Yeah.
Rimmer: Come on, you reds.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2015 19:39:01 GMT
Runner: "STOP YOUR FOUL WHINING YOU FILTHY PIECE OF DISTENDED RECTUM!"
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Post by Mrspresh on Apr 7, 2015 19:02:24 GMT
(Damn! That was gonna be my next quote! lmao)
The Cat: What is this place?
Lister: This is the hologram simulation suite. This is the room that creates Rimmer.
The Cat: Have we come to blow this room up?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2015 20:04:13 GMT
Kochanski: "I'm not sure about this. This is the first time I've ever been seduced by pre-determinism theory."
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Post by Mrspresh on Apr 8, 2015 19:20:26 GMT
The Cat: Hello, hello. Testing, testing. One, one, one. Me, me, me. Attention, all lady cats. I am feeling very, very sexy. Can you hear me, lady cats? My body is available. Please form a queue. No squabbling. This is your lucky day.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2015 20:34:43 GMT
The Cat: "FISH!!!" (Constantly repeated whilst he's standing at the food vending machine, getting all of those fish meals, definitely and probably more than likely my fave RD scene ever)  |
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