Samurai Pizza Cats

[Mrspresh]

Will somebody cue that bird

Samurai Pizza Cats
(Oh yeah)
Who do you call when you want some pepperoni
Samurai Pizza Cats
(Right on)
They're stamping out crime and you know that ain't baloney.

There's Speedy Cerviche: he's the leader of the bunch
A heck of a fighter, Makes a heck of a lunch

And little Polly Esther who's never afraid
(That's me)
Of going into battle when the bad guy's invade
There's Guido Anchovy, a wild romantic lover
The cat gets down, down with a love-hangover
Samurai Pizza Cats, they're so bad, they've got more fur than any turtle ever had

They're stronger than old cheese
(Stronger than old cheese)
Stronger than dirt
(Stronger than dirt)
If you step on their tails, then your gonna get hurt
(Don't hurt me)

Samurai Pizza Cats
(They're fighting crime)
All over town
3-2-1, Pizza Cats are on the run

The big cheese is a villain, who's lower than low
It's a bit of a shame he lives in Little Tokyo
We've got our nasty Bad Bird and his nasty Ninja Crows
As soon as someone finds the script, we might begin the show
Sit right back, pick up a seat and turn the sound up high
And if you want the full effect, go eat a pizza-pie