Family-Ness

[Mrspresh]

Opening:

MacToot blows on his bagpipes
While Elspeth and Angus watch those notes go floating across the waves

Ferocious-Ness appears at once, and grabs a note or two for lunch
And the whole of the Family Ness is not too far behind

Sporty-Ness leaps over him, turns upside down then dives back in
And the beautiful Lovely-Ness shows she's the kissing kind

Eyewit-Ness comes up for air and taking notes without a care
Then turns with a crash and a bash and a splash, to the Family Ness

[Mrspresh]

Closing:

You can knock it
You can rock it
You can go to Timbuktu
But you'll never find a Nessy in the zoo

You may see an Anaconda
A Giraffe and Kangaroo,
But you'll never see a Nessy in a zoo