Blackadder

[Mrspresh]

Episodes 1 - 5

The sound of hoof beats 'cross the glade
Good folk, lock up your son and daughter
Beware the deadly flashing blade
Unless you want to end up shorter

Black Adder, Black Adder
He rides a pitch black steed
Black Adder, Black Adder
He's very bad indeed

Black his gloves of finest mole
Black his codpiece made of metal
His horse is blacker than a hole
His pot is blacker than a kettle

Black Adder, Black Adder
With many an cunning plan
Black Adder, Black Adder
You horrid little man

[Mrspresh]

Episode 6

So now, the wage of sin is paid
The blade is stopped, the black steed grazes
The only sound across the glade
Is Edmund pushing up the daisies

Black Adder, Black Adder
A shame about the plan
Black Adder, Black Adder
Farewell you horrid man